Friday, August 10, 2007

Saint Martha Fucking Stewart was at MY house!

I just returned from our family vacation. Jennyalice volunteered to care for animals and plants.
I spoke to her this afternoon before we got home. She had been cleaning the poop out of the guinea pigs cages!!!! AHHH! No no no. I only do that once a week. This from a woman who is somewhat unnerved by the fellas.
I returned home to find gifts of veggies, milk, croissants, bread, salami and makings for root beer floats.
Then, get this. Laundry. Laundry, sheets and clothing, clean and folded and ready to be used!!! She did my laundry!!
Clothes! She cleaned out her closet and left me clothes she doesn't wear any longer. She has nice clothes!

But the piece d' resistance. SHE CLEANED MY REFRIGERATOR! Now this is a present of presents for anyone. But my refrigerator was getting to the point that I figured it would be easier to replace it, than clean it. Ahhhh, a small corner of my soul feels cleansed.

3 comments:

  1. love you love you... can you call my mom and tell her that I do know how to do housework.. just not at my own house?

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  2. OMG she is SOOOOOO going to watch my house next time I go away!

    I think I will let several things fester in half-closed containers and also position a hidden camera behind them.

    Wow. What a good friend.

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  3. now I know why you didn't ask *me* to look after your pets (in spite of you looking after mine for 10 days):

    - Jennyalice cleans the fridge
    - Captain blog eats your groceries and drinks your beer


    - Jennyalice does the laundry
    - Captain blog bring some of her own laundry

    - Jennyalice cleans the guinea pigs's poop
    - Captain Blog and the crew leave a floater

    Jennyalice, you make it so hard for the rest of us. I hope you are proud of yourself! ;-9

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