Friday, March 17, 2006

Glad I wasn't in Safeway for this one

I had Ki accompany me to the bathroom before leaving Iron Gate.
"Mommie, Daddy has a big penis."
"Oh," I say remaining quite neutral.
"It's large.Do you know what large means?"
"I think so."
"Large means 'wide' (accompanied by gestures indicating wide)."

It seems the level of observation and interest while poor Pops mearly tries to take a leak has increased.


  1. Oooh. Man.

    When we first moved into this house and were meeting one of our neighbors, Iz asked him, "Do you have hair on your bum-bum like my Mommy and Daddy do?" Niiiice.

  2. Of course, to put things in perspective, she was probably comparing it to Big A's!