Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Ta Da!

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A Reflection on Junior High

For many, Junior High was a time characterized by gawky looks, lanky extremities, braced teeth and questionable skin clarity. Even for those fortunate enough to have a proportionate body, naturally straight teeth and even skin tone, no one could escape the Big P.
A time in life when hormones invade and ones body begins to morph and alienate its owner. Adding injury to the hormonal insult is the obsessive desire by girls to be carbon copies of their peers. Well, that’s the way it was for me. Every moment was spent certain that everyone was looking at me. I just knew the eyes of the world watched and were interested in the exact length of my pants, if my hair was brushed and if my lips were glossed. When one lives in a perpetual state of self-absorbance, the most embarrassing horrors are often caused by ones self.
With a November birthday, I was older than most of my peers. In addition, I was an “early bloomer”. So I experienced PUBERTY earlier than most. My breast buds were an AA size at best. But no matter, I was sure my voluptuous tata’s turned the corner and entered a room an hour before the rest of my body. The embarrassment of my body embracing its early spring was further fueled by my mother’s insistence on using appropriate and anatomically correct terms. Three and four syllable words were stretched and articulated nearly beyond recognition.

“Oh that’s great! You are MENS-TRU-A-TING!”
“Do you need any more SAN-I-TAR-Y NAP-KINS?”
“Are your BREASTS tender?”
“Are your NIP-PLES feeling sensitive?”
“Is your VA-GIN-A bothering you?”

In my junior high era, girls didn’t carry purses. Or I certainly didn’t. Kids also didn’t haul back packs from class to class. So this made it difficult to safely secure and hide a SAN-I-TARY NAP-KIN. Now of course, I called them “pads”, not nearly as offensive a word. No one used a tampon back then. And no one admitted to having crossed over to womanhood.
Following lunch one day, I decided to change my pad in the girls’ locker room bathroom just before P.E. But how could I carry a pad from my out-door locker to the locker room? There were no pockets in my light blue Ditto jeans. No matter that it was 95 F, I donned my lemon-yellow wind breaker and slipped the contraband into the pocket. I stepped into the swarm of moving students and headed to P.E. I can still picture it. I was ten feet from the entrance to the girl’s locker room. Suddenly, my not-so-mini pad dove out from under the lemon yellow hem. It was then that I remembered the fist-sized rip in my pocket. It was a slow motion event. After escaping, the pad jumped on a current created by all the moving bodies. It dashed left, glided right, swirled above a light-brown Wallaby and finally dipped down and came to rest on the sizzling concrete. I couldn’t breathe. I wanted to run, but I was fixated like a moth on a bulb. Should I pick it up? Should I kick it under the bush? Should I just ignore it and RUN? I decided to go with ignoring it entirely. I regrouped and cloaked my self in my best casual saunter and slipped into the girl’s locker room. But I was certain that from that moment on, everyone in the entire school knew, and cared, that I was MENS-TRU-A-TING.


  1. "But I was certain ... everyone in the entire school knew, and cared, that I was MENS-TRU-A-TING."

    ah, yes, this is a familiar morbid fear. you put it so well! i even notice a touch of this sometimes if i'm buying sanitary items (SAN-I-TAR-Y) from a male grocery clerk... the horror! does he suspect? let's not even talk about buying con-dums (DUM DUM).


  2. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT! You recaptured my jr. high experience so perfectly. I loved the Wallaby detail... I thought I was the only one who remembered those.
    Aparantly, though, my jr. high experience hasn't come to an end yet since last month when I was at a concert at the Mt Winery I reached into my pocket to get cash for my beer and a tampon flew out and landed on the ground smack in between the two rows of people in line. I thought I would just play it cool and ignore it until I heard a voice bellow from the back of one of the lines, "Hey! You just dropped something!!" to which every person in both lines looked down to see if it might be them who dropped the "something". In that half the people in line were men, they knew the tampon couldn't possibly be theirs. The other half of the people didn't seem to be MEN-STRU-A-TING, so that left me. I proudly reached down and picked up my tampon and turned around and yelled "THANK YOU!" to the asshole at the back.

  3. I tried to leave this really cool reply and lost it because I couldn't get logged in. Anyway, love this--you are such a write. What I can say is that I started the M thing at 16 and was so shamed of that. My mom said she heard me on the phone one day telling a friend I couldn't go out because I had cramps. I wanted them to all think I had started! And I got a bra at who knows what age, only because I was the only girl in the class without one. I had NO BOOBS. It was horrifying. The boys loved boobs. That is what I remember! jbw

  4. OMG, this was one of the ones I read a couple of weeks ago on the Can I sit with you blog that had me in tears...I lived this right alongside you.

    You rock. :)