While sitting on the couch AJ queries, "Momma, why is there a rope coming out of your vagina?"
I remember I am having my period and respond, " ."
Given his simpler thinking as demonstrated below-I avoid an explanation.
AJ, "Momma, can we cut the rope or pull on it?"
Me, "NOO! I mean, uh, No."
Can I just add that I was not nude while sittin gon the couch!
ReplyDeleteyeah right ya hippie
ReplyDeleteYou could add that, but none of us would actually believe you!
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